Don’t Panic

Disclaimer: If you are planning to watch the blogger's guide to the galaxy which is showing in cinemas nationwide, please desist from reading any further until trip to the theatre has been accomplished. You have been forwarned.

Yep. That’s right. That’s exactly what I said. Everyone else been offering their opinions on the upcoming sgblogconspiracy that is taking place at the woodlands public library but this blog will be the only one that will offer you THE solution to the dilemma of “To go or not to go” or "I didnt want to go but I was forced to by some unexplained forces of galaxy".

Sgblogconpiracy, according to the blogger’s guide to the galaxy, is solely orchestrated by a pair of little white mice (LWM) for the purpose of finding the ultimate question to the ultimate answer of 42. Most ignorant humans think that they are the most intelligent lifeform on earth (of which they are completely wrong because any dolphin will tell you that actually dolphins are smarter than humans. Its not their fault that humans don’t have a clue as to what they are saying) and that LWM exist on earth for the sole purpose of being tortured by men in white coats (of which they are completely wrong again because its actually the other way around).

So what do the LWM want with bloggers, you might ask? According to the greatest computer ever built that gave the LWM THE answer of 42, they need to need to build another computer using lifeform materials in order to come up with the fundamental question of the galaxy. Are you starting to get an idea yet, intelligent readers? Yes. Earth is THAT computer and in order to compute THE question, the LWM need to find 100 brains and link them up to earth in order generate enough computational power. Not just any old brain running on the zest of lemons but creative brains. You can see why only bloggers will do the trick.

So, now that one knows what the Sgblogconpiracy is all about, what happens if one finds oneself unwillingly drawn to the slaughterhouse gathering at woodlands public library on that fateful day? This is the solution to the dilemma (Finally -.-) Since creative brains are what the LWM need, all one has to do is go to the gathering with a wet towel wrapped around their head to dampen the creative brainwaves. Yes, the only accessory of any seasoned blogger - the bathroom towel. Not brown paper bags or wet toilet paper or shiny foil mind you but WET towels. Oh yes and if spoken to by servants of the LWM, don’t forget to repeatedly chant “mmmmm donuts”.

(copied with no permission from the blogger’s guide to the galaxy)

Now, if you still don’t know what the above is all about, go read this and this.

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