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10 reasons why Singapore isn't a good target for terrorist attacks

1. Too confusing: is Singapore in China?

2. Too valuable: Singapore is the place in Southeast Asia with the best facilities to hold a terrorist conference.

3. Too risky - your robes might get caught in MRT doors and you could be dragged to your death.

4. Too expensive: to buy cars in Singapore to place the bombs in them.

5. Too little airspace: Trying to fly a plane into a building is too difficult as you're very likely to accidentally langgar either airforce jets practicing for the National Day Parade or the Starhubblimp.

6. Too leceh: to hit a sizeable mass of people, you have to be constantly updated as to which part of the island is having a closing/ opening/ moving/ renovation/ mid-year/ end-of-year/ end-of-season/ anniversary/ pre-whatever/ post-whatever/ storewide/ Great Singapore/ Heartland Singapore SALE; or giving away free tickets/books/ gifts/ Hello Kittys/ balloons...

7. Too gross: you have to drink your recycled pee here.

8. Too complicated: before you conduct a campaign of terror, you'll have to make sure you don't clash with the Courtesy Campaign, the Speak Good English Campaign, the Speak Mandarin Campaign, etc, etc

9. Too late: by the time the terrorists get here, most of the Singaporeans would have emigrated anyway.

10. Too small: it takes too much time finding the small dot on the world map and they may miss it and hit M'sia instead. That's a no-no as M'sia is largely occupied by Muslims.